happy birthday! (cake style sandwich)

this is either going to be nectar of the gods or abysmal dog shit
@lindsybunn

(it’s abysmal dog shit)

you can find the birthday cake sandwich on tesco’s website if you want a beautiful high resolution photo of all of its glory

i would provide a photo but i already ate mine (and really don’t want to get another one), and i’m too scared of Big Tesco’s (although i got mine from an express, not a big tesco) lawyers to steal their image.

anyways: it is not good.

the smell is. nice, i guess. it does smell somewhat like a cake.

the taste is basically a jam sandwich that is sickeningly sweet. with nice bits of crunchy sprinkles in it.

it’s worth trying. once. but maybe split it with a friend because honestly, half of it is enough to get the vibe. you do not need to eat the whole thing.

1.5/5